Munday: Well, we crash-landed that UFO in the desert and Bubba says he wants to go home. Heck, I don’t blame him ’cause there ain’t no place like Hickston. But according to my map, we’re gonna have to blast our way through jack o’ lope farms and a riverboat as well as a brothel (Bubba can’t wait) ‘fore we get home again. Toosday: Met new folks like Daisy Mae (she’s purty). Bikers, pigs, cows and jack o’ lopes. I think I even saw the King at the Slurp n’ Burp. Winsday: Yeehaw! Got to joyride in a Swamp Buggy and a motorcycle that were both armed to the teeth. I hope those peoples I ran over will be alrite. I still got a darn jack ‘o lope stuck in the grill though.
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